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It's a Girl!!

And oh, so precious was the surprise! 🙂 I'll try to post my birth story soon but for now, please enjoy: Ellie Lynn Fast Born Monday, November 1, 2010 at 9:43pm 7 lbs, 1 oz / 20.5"


I never knew my heart could break into a billion pieces in absolute grief, yet burst with new love and joy at the same time. My father-in-law was murdered last Friday. Three days later, I had a baby. That is the short story. I'm emotionally…

Dog Farming

So, my 14-year-old brother, Billy, is up visiting Adam and I from Idaho for the summer, and I've had some... interesting conversations with him since he's arrived. Observe: Billy: Is Tali spaded? Me: Hmmm... you mean spayed? Billy: Yeah,…

Pop Quiz: WWTFD (What Would The Fasts Do)?

THE SITUATION: Your dog wakes you up at 3:45 in the morning by ripping a GIANT fart and whining in the corner of your newly-white-carpeted-bedroom. Upon inspection, you find that there is a liquid shit trail that completely circles your…

Grandma Sue's Cracker Jacks

Adam's grandma Sue gave us some caramel corn (cracker jacks!) during Christmas, and I haven't been able to stop thinking about how delicious it was... so I asked for the recipe. Surprisingly, it's SUPER easy!! I thought the recipe's yield was…

Sneaky McMocktail

3/1/10 I knew I'd have to bluff about drinking when I decided to keep this pregnancy a secret for a while... but I didn't realize how difficult it would be to fake it! After these excuses got tired... "I'm not supposed to drink while…

Laughs From SuperHubby

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